The politically correct guide to the Bible

The Politically Correct Guide to the Bible is a fresh take on an old testament. In this laugh-out-loud celebration of the Good Book, the familiar Bible stories are recast according to core notions of political correctness. Noah builds an ark because of floods triggered by global warming. In league with their helpful serpent companion, Adam and Eve stage a righteous revolt against their patriarchal oppressor. After his consciousness-raising journey with a whale, Jonah. Founds Greenpeace. Jesus faces a medical malpractice suit for performing miracles without a license. Delve into the story of the Nativity, wherein three self-fulfilled individuals look on as Mary and Joseph celebrate the first Kwanza. In "The Ten Recommendation/8188s," after a long series of informal group meetings and freewheeling seminars, Moses and a team of advisers craft ten nonbinding suggestions for attaining an enhanced feeling of well-being.