Have yourself a punny little Christmas

Make your Christmas merrier with a rib-tickling collection of holiday puns, including: *"The Abdominal Snowman": a punny biography of Santa Claus*"Have Yourself a Very Punny Christmas": a series of at least 25 Christmas puns*"The True Meanings of Christmas": the etymologies of the most important words and phrases of the holiday (including "holiday")*"Christmas According to Student Bloopers": the funny mistakes that children and students make in retelling the Christmas story*"Inflated Christmas Carol Titles": Guess the carol from each inflated title