Dane Cook

Person · Open Library

Works

4

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Music · MusicBrainz

Type

Person

Gender

Male

Origin

United States

Active from

1931-01-22

Active to

1964-12-11

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Listeners · Last.fm

Listeners

280,941

Total plays

9,636,252

Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972 in Cambridge, Massachusetts) is an American stand-up comedian and screen actor. Cook grew up in Arlington, Massachusetts and attended Arlington High School. He was raised Roman Catholic. His comic material is mostly observational humor. His recent routines include such diverse topics as car accident mayhem, Cook's time spent working at Burger King and assorted geek humor. Cook often refers to specific places or things using his own slang terms. <a href="ht

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Recent publications · Crossref

5 total works indexed

1. Initial sequencing and analysis of the human genome

   · 2001 · cited 18,520x

2. A global reference for human genetic variation

   · 2015 · cited 17,413x

3. Birds of a Feather: Homophily in Social Networks

   · 2001 · cited 13,442x

4. Global burden of bacterial antimicrobial resistance in 2019: a systematic analysis

   · 2022 · cited 13,162x

5. Observation of Gravitational Waves from a Binary Black Hole Merger

   · 2016 · cited 11,443x

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Quotes

• “"Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doin' 80?!"”
• “I saw this on CNN a few days ago. In New York these cops freaked out. They shot at this guy like 15 times 'cause they said they thought he had a a grenade. HE WAS EATING A PEAR! How do you fuck that up?! Unless he was eating it like "AHHHHHH! *throws pear* THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!"”
• “I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.”
• “Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass *smack* I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE!! AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *smack* I'M FROM THE FUTURE!! I'M YOUR SON!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
• “I've heard on the news that they are thinking of putting microchips inside babies so that if they ever get kidnapped that you can track them on Google. But what if technology fails? Well here is my solution: next to the microchip, put a fucking detonator. Listen, if I can't have my baby, nobody can!!!”
• “"You told your mother I was gonna blow you up with a fucking pumpkin bomb? What did she say?" "She. Was. Terrified. She wants me to move home."”

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Wikidata facts

Official website

www.danecook.com

Image

Dane Cook.jpg

Height

6.0

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