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Person · Open Library
- Born
- 1949
- Works
- 15
Top works
- Deeper Thoughts
- Deeper Thoughts Pb Special
- What I'd Say to the Martians
- Deep Thoughts
- Deeper Thoughts Pb C/Px15
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Listeners · Last.fm
- Listeners
- 172
- Total plays
- 673
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Recent publications · Crossref
5 total works indexed
- A simple method for displaying the hydropathic character of a protein
· 1982 · cited 18,691x
- Global burden of 369 diseases and injuries in 204 countries and territories, 1990–2019: a systematic analysis for the Global Burden of Disease Study 2019
· 2020 · cited 15,964x
- Accurate structure prediction of biomolecular interactions with AlphaFold 3
· 2024 · cited 15,246x
- The diagnosis of dementia due to Alzheimer's disease: Recommendations from the National Institute on Aging‐Alzheimer's Association workgroups on diagnostic guidelines for Alzheimer's disease
· 2011 · cited 13,454x
- APACHE II
· 1985 · cited 13,289x
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Quotes
- “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
- “I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.”
- “If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."”
- “It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.”
- “IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.”
- “TO ME, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."”
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