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Jack Handey

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Jack Handey

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American writer

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Vinony catalogs Jack Handey in its Grammy Winners collection (839 entries).

Vinony's link graph records 194 inbound references to Jack Handey, and connects out to one-line joke, New York City and International Standard Book Number.

Vinony files it under 1949 births, 20th-century American comedians and 20th-century American male writers.

Vinony links it to 6 Wikipedia language editions.

Person · Open Library

Born
1949
Works
15

Top works

  • Deeper Thoughts
  • Deeper Thoughts Pb Special
  • What I'd Say to the Martians
  • Deep Thoughts
  • Deeper Thoughts Pb C/Px15

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Music · MusicBrainz

Type
Person

via MusicBrainz · CC0

Listeners · Last.fm

Listeners
172
Total plays
673

<a href="https://www.last.fm/music/Jack+Handey">Read more on Last.fm</a>

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Quotes

  • If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
  • I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.
  • If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
  • It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
  • IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
  • TO ME, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

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Wikidata facts

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date of birth
1949-02-25
Sources (2)

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Available in 6 languages

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