Michael Flanders

Quotes

• “Pity the poor old rhino withA bodger on its bonce.”
• “The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long,And likewise wiseBut headstrong strong”
• “Away on the hilltop sat combing her hairHis fair Hippopotamine maid.The Hippopotamus was no ignoramusAnd sang her this sweet serenade:Mud! Mud! Glorious mud!Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,And there let us wallow in glorious mud.”
• “I'm a g-nu,I'm a g-nu, The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo”
• “Hold very tight pleaseTing ting”
• “No more will I goTo Blandford ForumAnd Mortehoe -On the Slow TrainFrom Midsomer NortonAnd Mumby Road -No churns, no porterNo cat on a seatAt Chorlton-cum-HardyOr Chester-le-StreetI won't be leaving againOn the Slow Train”

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