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Rita Rudner

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American comedian

Person · Open Library

Works
13

Top works

  • My Life in Dog Years
  • Tickled Pink C Book Club
  • Tickled Pink B Special
  • Tickled Pink B Pbp
  • I Still Have It ... I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It

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Music · MusicBrainz

Type
Person
Gender
Female
Origin
United States
Active from
1953-09-17

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Listeners · Last.fm

Listeners
512
Total plays
2,701

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Quotes

  • We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
  • I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • Well, the old theory was "marry an older man because they're more mature". But the new theory is "men don't mature — marry a young one".
  • My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
  • Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
  • My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

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Available in 9 languages

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