Tucker Max
Sign in to saveAmerican Internet personality; blogger; author
Person · Open Library
- Works
- 15
Top works
- Arschlcher Kommen Immer Zuerst
- Und in der Hlle Mach Ich Weiter
- The Book In A Box Method
- The Scribe Method
- Sloppy Seconds
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Music · MusicBrainz
- Type
- Person
- Gender
- Male
- Origin
- United States
- Active from
- 1924-01-10
- Active to
- 2007-08-15
2008 universal fire victimamericancomposerdrummerfree jazzhard bop
Discography
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Listeners · Last.fm
- Listeners
- 389
- Total plays
- 5,768
Tags
Audiobookcomedy
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Recent publications · Crossref
5 total works indexed
- SPAdes: A New Genome Assembly Algorithm and Its Applications to Single-Cell Sequencing
· 2012 · cited 24,595x
- A smooth particle mesh Ewald method
· 1995 · cited 21,517x
- Reproducible, interactive, scalable and extensible microbiome data science using QIIME 2
· 2019 · cited 20,887x
- Welcome to the Tidyverse
· 2019 · cited 20,469x
- Initial sequencing and analysis of the human genome
· 2001 · cited 18,617x
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Quotes
- “I turned down $2 million for this script. There's absolutely no way that had I filmed the script through a major studio they would have done anything but fuck this movie up. They would have cut all the balls off the comedy, they would have put Seth Rogen and Dane Cook in it, they would have changed Tucker to make him fall in love, and all this stupid shit that would have driven me up a fucking wall.”
- “I try to make them understand it's not about getting pussy, it's about having fun. It's not about getting drunk, it's about being with your friends. It's not about dishing out put downs, it's about the thrill that comes with improving a witty line. It's not about being an asshole, it's about refusing to let others define your life. It's ultimately about being the person you want to be, and all the manic happiness that comes with that.”
- “Redheadedcalin doll: Doll comes with an innocent smile. Pull her string and doesn't speak, she just opens her legs.”
- “I gave her an unmistakable "I want to fuck you" look, she shot me back a quick "My spine hurts" face, and I was smitten.”
- “EEK EEK EEK!! That's dolphin for 'I'm sorry.' But you already knew that..”
- “Hey man, so can you speak to dolphins and pilot whales with that forehead of yours?”
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